Mood Report Expect volatile emotions from Joey for the week ahead Home: Grandma’s lingering presence is sure to build up pressure among Joey’s emotions. Should the system remain unchanged, expect eruptions of anger, especially in the evening hours, when Joey is more susceptible to bouts of frustration. Joey should be temperate in the mornings around breakfast time as long as his grades aren’t brought up too frequently. Bart’s House: Mild emotions are expected as Joey continues to enjoy spending time at his friend’s home. A light sprinkle of shouting may occur later in the week as Joey gets annoyed when Bart wins Call of Duty 17 yet again. Temperature is expected to be mild as Joey must remain cool regarding his two closest friends. School: Joey’s emotions will vary wildly depending on the time of day. Expect Joey’s mind to be foggy in the morning when he can’t remember long division in math class. The mood is expected to lighten around lunch when Joey is most sunny, followed by dull overcast as the class reads Tom Sawyer, which is one of the most boring books ever. In Town: Pressure will build up when Joey is at the mall as he cannot be caught in public with his embarrassing family. A whirlwind of eye rolls plus a sudden freeze whenever Joey sees a ten-year-old girl will be noticeable among passersby this week. Classi昀椀eds Buy and Sell with The Daily Recess For Sale Pets: FREE! Little brother. Annoying as heck. Pick him up whenever you like. Feed him your table scraps and water once/week. Unvaccinated. (720)-652-0378 Toys & Collectibles: **My mom’s old creepy baby dolls** One has a missing eye. One is missing hair. Half are naked. They smell like mold. FREE while supplies last. (720)-652-0378 17 ■ PLAINS PARADOX