THE DAILY RECESS Violet Oliver 14 Volume I, Issue II; Thursday Dec 7 75% on Latest Math Test Experts warn overall course grade could drop by over 4% Tuesday, 7 December: Results from Thursday’s math test have been released and indicate that Joey obtained 75%, a staggering 25% less than the predicted score he told all his friends. “I really thought I knew everything,” Joey told reporters this afternoon. “Maybe I should’ve studied.” According to those familiar with the matter, the hour-long test contained 20 questions covering multiplication and division of fractions, a dif昀椀cult subject for many 昀椀fth grade students to comprehend. Suzie, a classmate of Joey’s who earned a 95%, further explains: “Dividing fractions is kinda tricky ‘cause you need to remember to 昀氀ip the second fraction or else the answer won’t be right.” An internal review board has determined that Joey’s main errors stem from confusion between the numerator and denominator and incorrect simpli昀椀cation; although, investigation is ongoing. It is yet to be determined what Joey’s of昀椀cial public statement will be, and if he will press charges against his math teacher, Ms. Williams.“I think there’s a good chance she’s just a bad grader,” Joey claimed while attempting to transform a number three into an eight on his test with a pencil. “If she sees the numbers I actually wrote, maybe she’ll give me a better grade.” Ms. Williams declined to comment. Independent reports have cited that Joey has already told best friends Bart and Jacob that “it wasn’t fair because Maggie was distracting him by clicking her pencil,” and he had “昀椀ve