impacted now that they can no longer use Google to look up the answers to all their test questions. Teachers have been really annoying lately, and we need to complain to our parents or something so we can do something about this! -Suzie, Joey’s classmate Dear Joey Advice for 5th graders Dear Joey, I don’t know whether I should buy Fortnite 10 for my Xbox. It costs like 50 bucks, but it has all these new weapons and power ups and my mom said she’d pay for half of it. -Jacob Dear Jacob, Dude, you totally should!!! Fortnite 10 has all the coolest weapons, and it comes with four more worlds than Fortnite 9. There’s like this mega power-up where you can do one of the Fortnite dances, and it will blast away all of your enemies. Also, if you go into the dragon cave and slay all the ninjas, you can get like 640 XP in one shot. Then there’s this magic castle, and if you run around it 昀椀ve times, you get a triple speed boost. Plus, Tony has Fortnite 10, and since he hasn’t invited us to play with it yet, you might as well. That would be so epic. -Joey Dear Joey, I feel really queasy, and I don’t know if I should go home for the day or stay here at school. We’re supposed to have our holiday party this afternoon, and I don’t want Ms. Williams to notice. -Billy Dear Billy, Uh, I don’t really know. Like, you should probably go to the nurse’s of昀椀ce or something, and then if she 19 ■ PLAINS PARADOX